One of the joys of being a Parliamentary Candidate is the inordinate amount of unsolicited mail from lobbyists and companies writing the same e-mails to every single candidate from every single party. Nevertheless they sometimes provide an amusing break from the monotony. Today’s spam e-mail begins…
Dear Iain Lindley,
We at [company name] would like to offer our congratulations to you on your campaign in Woking so far.
…next!
Forward it to me? :-p